so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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