Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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