Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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