Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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