it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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