He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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