I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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