You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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