we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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