i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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