Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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