There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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