I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize