So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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