; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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