Your tits are I can't wait for
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize