Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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