No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You ruined the universe
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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