quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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