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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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