I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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