Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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