LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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