I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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