be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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