i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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