I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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