it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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