As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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