Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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