Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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