What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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