Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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