I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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