ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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