3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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