in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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