She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its about making memories worth repressing
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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