SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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