Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm gonna have a badass scar
bring money and cleavage
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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