They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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