PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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