Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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