You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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