.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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