I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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