Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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