I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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