She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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