I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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